Sex Doll Repair Kit

It’s always a shame when someone is so homely and lonely, you feel bad for their plastic partner. When someone is basically dating their hand, you know their sex doll sits at home, torn and worn, just waiting to be patched up. Repairing a relationship has never been easier than with Shark Fart’s Sex Doll Repair Kit, made specifically for that one dude in your group who’s only ever “dated” terribly busy women from out of town.

$9.00

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It’s always a shame when someone is so homely and lonely, you feel bad for their plastic partner. When someone is basically dating their hand, you know their sex doll sits at home, torn and worn, just waiting to be patched up. Repairing a relationship has never been easier than with Shark Fart’s Sex Doll Repair Kit, made specifically for that one dude in your group who’s only ever “dated” terribly busy women from out of town.